Lee Harvey Oswald Traveled To Cuba To Witness Barack Obama Nativity Assassination Files Reveal

by on 24/10/17 at 7:23 am

RARE PHOTO RELEASED! Barack Obama  age 9, in Havana is about to show a young visitor from New Jersey how he enjoyed dog meat treats. The visitor, Chris Christie , age 11, would later become governor of NJ.

RARE PHOTO RELEASED!
Barack Obama age 9, in Havana is about to show a young visitor from New Jersey how he enjoyed dog meat treats. The visitor, Chris Christie , age 11, would later become governor of NJ.

Havana, Cuba – (SatireWorld.com)

“Like second coming of Three Wise Men,” Gordo Bastardo, former governor of Havana’s notorious Pudenda Enorma women’s jail told SatireWorld reporters as newly released JFK assassination files went viral today.

Declassified 1961 images from the horrible hellhole show up-and-coming US presidential assassin Lee Harvey Oswald ‘snorting redwoods’ with two drunken companions inside the prison’s maternity wing.

Publication of the photos has triggered worldwide speculation about the men’s identities amid claims of a paternity cover-up by Fidel Castro’s divorce lawyers.

And angst among GOP God Squad supporters in hock to the (now defunct) Riggs Bank.

“Sure looks like that Cuban hellfire-peddler Reverend Rafael Cruz,” Senor Bastardo commented about one of the figures, “alongside impending Baby Daddy Fidel.

“But fuck knows the ID of the Baby Mama because of heavy CIA redaction, the G-Men sure put thick black lines all over her face.”

Commenting on the photos’ publication SatireWorld’s picture editor suggested that ‘even the midwife resembles a drunken Marilyn in The Misfits just months before she, uh, topped herself’.

However a spokesperson for the Obama Foundation emphatically rejected the idea with a “What, you fuckin crazy??”

Zaprudder-like footage is bound to follow soon.



2 Responses to “Lee Harvey Oswald Traveled To Cuba To Witness Barack Obama Nativity Assassination Files Reveal”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Oct 27th, 2017

    A complaint was received from the NAACP about the African American Lady pictured on the Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix Logo!

    The Logo will be changed, after almost 125 years, to depict a White Lady!

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