Obama Character Witness Testimony At Saudi Perverts Trial

by on 09/11/17 at 8:43 am

Obama likes playing a round of golf in a setting where the whole country is a sand trap

Obama likes playing a round of golf in a setting where the whole country is a sand trap

New York – (SatireWorld.com)

Ex-US president Barack Obama has been summonsed as a character witness in the upcoming House of Sword princes corruption trial.

The move follows a crackdown at royal Saudi palaces last Saturday where ‘a lot of crack cocaine’ was seized along with dozens of surface-to-heir missiles, camel-oriented pornography and infidel sex toys – including a 30ft-deep Michelle-O rubber pudenda nicknamed Alwaleed’s Ravine.

According to rap sheets seen by SatireWorld reporters eleven Saudi princelings were thrown in the slammer alongside thirty eight royal servants ‘like the former chief of police’.

Commenting on the upcoming deposition an Obama Foundation spokesperson said the ex-president had already pardoned Prince Alwaleed Da Weed, his old mucker at Harvard, of any wrongdoing.

Including any alleged multiple violations of Saudi Arabia’s Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Orgasms – RICO – Act.

“Prince Al Weed is a longtime dealer – uh, friend and mentor! – of President Obama,” the Foundation deep throat said, “who has been cruelly cast aside into a Riyadh dungeon following the failure of the 2017 coca crap.

“Crop!”



3 Responses to “Obama Character Witness Testimony At Saudi Perverts Trial”

  1. O’Leg Pee

    Nov 10th, 2017

    Talking of sand traps…..

    Trump carries on golfing as Japan’s Shinzo Abe falls into bunker

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-41939359/trump-carries-on-golfing-as-japan-s-shinzo-abe-falls-into-bunker

    Vid

  2. O’Leg Pee

    Nov 15th, 2017

    That Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Orgasms – RICO – Act rap now spreads to Swinestein:

    Harvey Weinstein slapped with civil-racketeering sex suit

    https://pagesix.com/2017/11/15/harvey-weinstein-slapped-with-civil-racketeering-sex-suit/

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