Egyptian Jobs Program Funded By UN Includes New Pyramid Construction

by on 14/11/17 at 7:47 am

A rock marks the spot where a new  1500 feet tall Egyptian pyramid will be constructed.

A rock marks the spot where a new 1500 feet tall Egyptian pyramid will be constructed.

An Egyptian sect known as the 'Muslim Coke Heads' have given their approval for the site that was once used as a burial spot for lead products.

An Egyptian sect known as the ‘Muslim Coke Heads’ have given their approval for the site that was once used as a burial spot for lead products.

Cairo, Egypt-(satireworld.com)

Egyptian authorities have begun the process of building the fourth Pyramid of Giza in order to alleviate the severe unemployment problem that has plagued the country since 5,000 BC. Labor sources have related that up to 4 million laborers will be needed to haul cut stone from the ancient quarry located 30 miles from the building site in time to celebrate the new constitution and subsequent free elections.

State Antiquities Director Dr. Zahi Hawass claims the new pyramid will be energy efficiently ‘green’ and will be paid for by Washington from the bailout monies put aside by a Democratic Congress in early 2009 and an employment grant from the UN International Development Fund.

Dusting off old papyrus blueprints, newly drawn revisions show in detail that the new pyramid will be the biggest one yet to be built in Egypt, and will have modern amenities as well.

Taco Bell, McDonalds, Camels-R-Us, a Trump casino/hotel and gift shop, plus a US-based Hooters Wing House and Clam Bar, have promised to support the project in exchange for concessions located in the mall adjacent to the finished structure.

Expected to be completed in time for the first free elections, a star-studded cast has been assembled to give a global televised grand opening salute to the Egyptian people. Headlining the event is Lady Gaga who will dress as Cleopatra, and American funnyman Steve Martin who will give his famous ‘King Tut’ song.



One Response to “Egyptian Jobs Program Funded By UN Includes New Pyramid Construction”

  1. O’Leg Pee

    Nov 16th, 2017

    New Pyramid Scheme? Another term for ‘Ponzi Scam’ in Brit parlance.

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