North Korea Demands Rocket Competition Category At Winter Olympics

by on 07/01/18 at 8:56 am

North Korea wants to send 50,000 'Athletes' to the Winter Games in neighboring South Korea.

North Korea wants to send 50,000 ‘Athletes’ to the Winter Games in neighboring South Korea.

'Rocket Man' plans on towing 77 mobile rocket launchers via donkey power as the oil embargo limits gasoline stores in the North.

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Kim Song-un claims his precision rocket all girls drill team has been practicing for months in anticipation of a slot in the Winter Olympics.

Kim Song-un claims his precision rocket all girls drill team has been practicing for months in anticipation of a slot in the Winter Olympics.

Seoul, South Korea – (satireworld.com)

North Korean leader Kim Song-Un pulled no punches Saturday as a committee representing him and other DPRK leaders demanded parity with other Winter Olympic athletes and suggested the North have a winter rocket launching category so 50,000 DRPK soldiers can compete.

South Korean officials claim that housing 50,000 fully armed soldiers is allowing an invasion under the guise of Olympic Competition and in addition would exhaust all competitor’s housing facilities. North Korea countered by adding that its soldiers ‘have no problem’ buddying-up other teams especially with girls from Japan and Iran.

Up until several weeks ago the DPRK boycotted any participation in the South Korean hosted Winter Olympics, but due to severe food rationing in the North, military leaders decided participating would be an innovative way of feeding thousands of troops after months of eating saw dust laden bread products and a protein sustenance consisting mainly of dried fish, rodents, and insects scavenged from rotting corn husks.



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