London Embassy Siege Latest

by on 26/01/18 at 7:38 am

Iranian protesters left minutes after a Scotland Yard official told them their embassy was vacant.

Iranian protesters left minutes after a Scotland Yard official told them their embassy was vacant and the ‘free weed’ was available at the Ecuadorean embassy in Chelsea.

London – (SatireWorld.com)

Hundreds of police have been deployed outside the Iranian embassy in London this weekend in a concerted bid to ‘stop the bastards escaping’ according to latest diplomatic reports.

In scenes reminiscent of the now-infamous April 1980 Iranian Embassy Siege (starring Meryl Streep as Ayatollah Khomenei) the tense stand-off began Friday morning when a suspicious looking quadcopter crashed the legation’s security cameras.

“Probably a drone from Julian Assange’s pot delivery service,” a Barking, Isle of Dogs-based Reuterus News Agency stringer told SatireWorld reporters, “blown off-course from its Ecuadorean Embassy spider hole destination.

“Iranians inside are shitting bricks.”

The drone is thought to have originated from the Jamaican Wing of South London’s notorious Wormwood Scrubs Prison where the bespoke weed delivery service is based catering to London’s five million cannabis users ‘including fugitives from Justice like Julian Assange’.

The news comes amid reports that a high-ranking Second Attaché had been caught earlier trying to obtain political asylum on grounds of diminished responsibility in an unrelated ongoing acrimonious matrimonial case.

Responding to these startling allegations a spokesperson for Iran’s Revolutionary Guards said, “Bollox to this story, there are NO bloody Iranians inside the Ecuadorean Embassy building.”

An ounce of Wormwood Scrubs Special costs around a thousand bucks.



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