Feeling News Savvy? Take Our Gullible Media Lapdog Quiz

by on 08/03/18 at 11:02 am

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The Satire World Political Quiz

The rules are simple. We will give you a quote and you have to guess what great American said it. Your four choices are Ex-President Barack Obama, Ex-President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dan Quayle, or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
Good Luck…

1) “Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s.”
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. G.W Bush

2) “I’ve now been in 57 states. I think one left to go.”
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. G.W Bush

3) “On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes and I see many of them in the audience here today.”
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. G.W Bush

4) “What they’ll say is, ‘Well it costs too much money,’ but you know what? It would cost, about. It it it would cost about the same as what we would spend. It. Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us. (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We’re going to. It. It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about hold on one second. I can’t hear myself. But I’m glad you’re fired up, though. I’m glad.”
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. G.W Bush

5) “The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.”
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. G.W Bush

6) “I bowled a 129. It’s like – it was like the Special Olympics, or something.”
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. G.W Bush

7) “Of the many responsibilities granted to a president by our Constitution, few are more serious or more consequential than selecting a Supreme Court justice. The members of our highest court are granted life tenure, often serving long after the presidents who appointed them. And they are charged with the vital task of applying principles put to paper more than 20 centuries ago to some of the most difficult questions of our time.”
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. G.W Bush

8) “Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer. I haven’t had much sleep in the last 48 hours.”
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. G.W Bush

9) “It was interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There’s a lot of I don’t know what the term is in Austrian wheeling and dealing.”
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. G.W Bush

10) “I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”
A. Barack Obama
B. Dan Quayle
C. Sarah Palin
D. G.W Bush

I’m sorry. This was a trick quiz.

All of the correct answers are from the same person. Each of these quotes are from Ex-President Barack Obama. And now you know why he brought his teleprompter with him everywhere he went as President…even when talking to a 6th grade class. Yet, the liberal media portrayed him as a super genius when he was in college. Most media praise his time as a ‘professor of Constitutional interpretation’ which he never was a professor to begin with.

You been duped!

Now, how many of these quotes did you read about or hear from the mainstream media? Do you think the left-leaning mainstream media might have given more coverage to these statements had they been made by Sarah Palin? Donald Trump? Mike Pence? Ted Cruz? Yup…..Duped again!



2 Responses to “Feeling News Savvy? Take Our Gullible Media Lapdog Quiz”

  1. O’Leg Pee

    Mar 8th, 2018

    Talking of Quotes…..

    Eric Holder on Obama: The difference between me and Jeff Sessions is I had a president I did not have to protect
    Federal Judge: Yeah, outsourcing the cover-up to Putin a total masterstroke
    Verdict: In 2012, Holder was first sitting US attorney general to be held in civil and criminal Contempt of Congress in bipartisan 255 to 67 vote for failing to hand over documents about botched ‘Fast & Furious’ ATF gun-running probe.

    Holder on Obama: No individual or company, no matter how large or how profitable, is above the law
    Feral Judge: Apart from Black Panther, Al Qaeda, IS, Obama Foundation, etc
    Verdict: Call your lawyer now

    Holder on Obama: There’s a certain level of vehemence, it seems to me, that’s directed at me and directed at the president
    Feral Judge: You guys joined at the hip
    Verdict: Start praying

  2. Esacan

    Mar 11th, 2018

    Thank you for sharing.

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