Tinker Traitor Soldya Trump?

by on 17/03/18 at 11:32 am

Dr. Turncoat lectured frequently at Columbia University and considered Barack Obama a protege.

Dr. Turncoat lectured frequently at Columbia University and considered Barack Obama a protege.

Chernobyl, Ukraine – (SatireWorld.com): A new book about international espionage names Don T Rump as America’s leading Mafia don, describing him ‘a global tentacle-reach close second’ to top KGB matriarch Queen Elizardbirth Vagina.

Just when you thought global realpolitik could not get any verse.

Published by Chernobyl-based Radon Book Corp, former Trump University professor of ethics Dr Swinestein Truncoat’s memoir relates a lifelong career of bugging opponents.

Including every law enforcement agency ‘from the FBI to Mossad’ according to a preview blurb.

“The first sixty-nine chapters reopen a fetid can of worms,” SatireWorld’s book review editor commented, “about the hiring of radioactive hitmen in the UK’s notorious 2006 Plutonium Sandwich caper.”

The London-based attack pickled former UK/Russian double agent Alexander Litvinenko with fatally toxic nuclear crap.

Dr Turncoat believes the finger of suspicion points to ‘an ermine-crazed Russian lunatic’ in Great Britain who ‘totally lost her marbles’ following the Enron collapse.

The book’s remaining chapters deal with the rise of the Rump Organization’s use of lawyers and acc*untants in its class-act ‘legit mainstream’ foray.

Perhaps an eerie echo of the Tom Cruise movie ‘The Firm’.



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