Teen Anti-Gun Activist David Hogg Rejected By Four Colleges

by on 29/03/18 at 2:03 pm

The left's current 'useful fool' 17 year old David Hogg finds real life a lot harder when he shows disdain for millions of law abiding Americans.

The left’s current ‘useful fool’ 17 year old Nazi-saluting David Hogg finds real life a lot harder when he openly shows disdain for millions of law abiding gun-owning Americans.

Thousands of 'instant teenage complainers' turned out during the March for Life  protest last week.

Thousands of ‘instant teenage complainers’ turned out during the March for Life protest last week.

Broward County, Fl – (satireworld.com)

Leftist teenage activist David Hogg, who supports everything anti-conservative, publicly revealed today that four out of four colleges he applied to this past winter have turned him down for this fall starting semester citing various reasons.

The first university to reject Hogg was Swampwater University in Cornpone Acres, Alabama. The private university cited a ‘cancelled class’ for the subject he hoped to major in.

“We had to let Mr. Hogg know that the Saul Alinsky class for advanced communist and revolutionary studies was canceled way back in 1951,” said university dean Melville Jones.

Number two to put the brakes on Hogg’s ambitions was his hometown Broward Community College which said his SAT score was ‘way too low’ citing his application that listed his score as being ‘below 175’.

Number three was Thurber University in Hog Jaw, Arkansas which claimed he ‘couldn’t fit in with current applicants.’

The final college Hogg applied to was an offshore school in Senagal, West Africa that based their decline on his skin color which was applicable to his course choice…White Privilege.

A spokesperson from CNN who also replies to questions directed at David Hogg said that the ‘network was interested in adding Mr.Hogg to its trainee program for on the job training as an activist/journalist.’



3 Responses to “Teen Anti-Gun Activist David Hogg Rejected By Four Colleges”

  1. Philbert of Macadamia

    Mar 29th, 2018

    Hogg also applied to the College of Cardinals, but doesn’t expect to be accepted!

  2. Bargis

    Mar 30th, 2018

    ..actually he wanted into Lord of the Flies University in Haiti

  3. O’Leg Pee

    Mar 30th, 2018

    Sure you guys not Trump University alumni??

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