Syrian Distraction Bumming Ahead Of Comey Book

by on 13/04/18 at 7:24 am

Self-portraying he-man Russia's Vladimir Putin might find his military inadequate to deal with just the US Navy.  Russia, with an equal Gross Domestic Production that roughly matches New York state, cannot compete on the modern world stage. yet cons the world that it is a leader.

Self-portraying he-man Russia’s Vladimir Putin might find his military inadequate to deal with just the US Navy. Russia, with an equal Gross Domestic Production that roughly matches New York state, cannot compete on the modern world stage. yet cons the world that it is a leader.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com): White House advisers are finessing some unprecedented diversionary moves to steady the President’s hand as ex-FBI chief James Comey’s eagerly awaited memoir readies to hit the shops.

Provisionally entitled ‘A Not-For-Hire Loyalty’ next week’s publication of the 1,000-page tome sees Don T Rump’s nerves teetering off the Novichok richter scale according to reliable (sic) DC reports.

“POTUS fired Comey when things got uncomfortable in the presidential sack,” a DC deep throat told SatireWorld reporters amid a ‘Rump-got-caught-in-bed-with-Russian-spy-Anna-Kushchenko-Chapman’ rumor swirl.

An ensuing progeny farrowed nine months later is said to have his mother’s hooks. Uh, looks.

Commenting on this farce-breaking development a security language specialist suggested Rump ‘may be bumming it’ to purposefully look like shit in a pubic setting by dumping on Syria.

Bashar al Assad’s own lovechild is currently 69.



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