International Diplomacy Latest: Canadian PM Trudeau ‘Named After Discredited Contraceptive Method’ Say Saudis

by on 09/08/18 at 7:55 am

Trudeau follows his fathers remarkable talent of placing his own foot into his liberal mouth and calling it Canadian Feel Good Foreign Policy.

Trudeau follows his father’s remarkable talent of placing his own foot into his liberal mouth and calling it Canadian Feel Good Foreign Policy.

A Saudi citizen - student living in Ottawa protesting over winter snow fall levels and the lack of government support for increased summer months.....Or something like that.

A Saudi citizen – student living in Ottawa protesting over winter snow fall levels and the lack of government support for increased summer months…..Or something like that.

Ottawa, Canada -(SatireWorld.com)

“Justin was conceived via the notorious Withdrawal Method of family planning,” Middle East geneticists claimed today amid an escalating Saudi-Canadian diplomatic spat, “that’s why he’s called Just-In, his Pa couldn’t get out in time.”

The announcement comes as Canada’s Institute of Spermatology released Justin Trudeau’s genetic profile in response to barbs about the PM’s manhood after the Saudi Kingdom suddenly and unceremoniously threw out Canada’s venerable ambassador in Riyadh.

For poking his nose in internal Saudi stuff.

The escalation follows the withdrawal of Saudi Arabia’s Ambassador to Canada amid a raft of freeze-yer-bollox-off sanctions that House of Saud bigwigs have imposed on Trudeau’s domain.

Responding to this latest twist in Saudi-Canadian relations a Hustler Sam’s Fairtrade Currency Exchange Emporium bitcoin deep-throat told SatireWorld reporters to expect further dirt as murky Canadian secrets are stripped bare:

“Someone should test that Theresa May for Justin’s maternity,” the deep throat commented, “both carry the Mark of Satan birthmarks on their respective butts.”



4 Responses to “International Diplomacy Latest: Canadian PM Trudeau ‘Named After Discredited Contraceptive Method’ Say Saudis”

  1. O’Leg Pee

    Aug 9th, 2018

    Thanks to SW picture editor, always comes up trumps

  2. Bargis

    Aug 9th, 2018

    O’Leg does it again…..Knocks it out of the ballpark using the Truth Bat…
    I hated this kids old man as ‘out-of-his-league way back when….Junior picks up the hippy-dippy mantel well! In fact,that’s what he’s wearing in the pic!

  3. Philbert of Macadamia

    Aug 10th, 2018

    Liberal PM Trudeau the younger, always struck me as someone who lives in their parent’s basement!

  4. Bargis

    Aug 11th, 2018

    POM….He did until the age of 12 when he realized the house was built on a concrete slab and was the source of his hair loss.

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