New Healthcare Plan Allows Free Abortions. Speaker Pelosi Looks To Shorten The Abortion Waiting Period To One Year

by on 12/01/11 at 1:51 pm

Planned Parenthood's Cecile Richards  is taking reservations for  abortions but cautions that the current wait time is almost 12 months.

Planned Parenthood’s Cecile Richards is taking reservations for ObamaCare free abortions but cautions that the current wait time is almost 12 months.

Washington,DC (SatireWorld.com)

With the advent of National Socialized Medicine, Democratic supporters squeaked in a provision in the last moments before a vote that allows free abortions upon demand for any women who desires one.

Cited as free choice and a right of all women, the Pelosi sponsored amendment was added at the last moment once it was discovered that Congress had the necessary votes to pass an unpopular bill which is vastly unsupported by majority of Americans. Many simply state they like our present healthcare the way it is…The best in the world.

Dubbed the No Fetus Can Beat Us amendment, the prospects of having additional millions of dead, unborn babies lifted the spirits of the exhausted and beleaguered Democrats who fought into the wee hours of the morning for the implementation to include the provision.

With the free healthcare initiative, abortions will be freely given to any US citizen from the age of 12 to 65. Anyone requiring an abortion over the age of 65 will be required to seek the abortion in Canada, but will have to pass GO and collect $200.00.

Anticipating an overflow of women too lazy to practice family planning, the abortion waiting list is currently over eighteen months. Speaker Pelosi vowed to shrink the waiting time for an abortion from 18 months to around a year.



Leave a Reply