by Oleg Penkovsky on 20/06/16 at 7:34 am
New York – (Satireworld.com) –
A bomb has gone off in the DNC schmatta closet this weekend as presidential wannabe Hillary Clinton stepped out in her latest frock horror, a natty Oscar de la Rent Boy two-piece from the designer’s Summer 2016 Shortarse Collection.
The $10,000 gnatspiss green pantsuit with matching limewash accessories has been described as the sartorial lovechild of the fashion house’s latest maestro – a cutting edge shnayder who honed his sense of sartorial humor as personal couturier to Germany’s Angela Merkel, the five foot nothing, 160lb Valkyrie and Hillary lookalike.
This morning Mrs Clinton’s debut of the fetching outfit was greeted on the twittersphere with memes of Ghostbusters’ Marshmallow Man Dipped In Acid.
Mostly by members of her own campaign staff.
Commenting on the Dem nominee’s fashion choices a Manhattan plastic surgeon specialising in tree trunk leg syndrome praised Clinton’s determination to sheath her portly assets: “Sometimes I just hate my life.”
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